Worst Costco demonstration product ever

Is a slamming toilet seat-lid causing awkward silence amongst you and your dinner party guests? Are your nights rendered sleepless by the increasingly loud slamming of the potty lid?

Well, fear no more! My local Costco has started carrying the “Allmax Elongated Slow-Closing Toilet Seat!”.

No longer will your guests be disturbed to hear when you’ve finally wrapped things up “in there”.

There’s just one problem:

I don’t see this demo hanging around too long.