Mar 26
Part 1
It snowed last night, and sure enough, this afternoon at 11:45, the SAME EXACT THING! Repeated, “fire fire fire!”-like doorbell ringing and door knocking.
I get down there, and low and behold, Lori!
Me:”Hi!”
Lori:”Hi My names Lori” (Extends hand)
Me:”You were here last week Lori!”
Lori:”Oh, Was I? Well I was just wondering..”
Me:”Beat it ya old bag!”
…. okay, I made that last part up.
Me:”Sorry Lori, I can’t help you”
Lori:”K Thanks.” (Lori Walks away…. I think she mumbled something under her breath, seriously).
Lori, stop coming here. I don’t like you.
@Matt:
One can only hope.
@Lori:
Get a shovel.
I bet this summer you’ll be taking a walk around the block and find out that Lori is your neighbor down the street and has been reading your website and spying on your home ever since you double rejected her.