WANTED: Persons for Medical Experimentation!

I’m looking for people aged 21 and over willing to participate in a grueling medical experiment involving:

  • Plastic Cups
  • A wax statue of a woolly mammoth
  • set of eyeglasses
  • human cuticle clippings

Compensation is $21.00 a week. Confidentiality agreement is required. If you’re interested, please let me know!